Check out the balls on that lady in Philadelphia that ran over to retrieve “her” ball from that child! The internet is going balls deep to out and shame this lady. They have her by the balls and I’m having a ball watching this unfold and watch her life go up in flames in a ball of fire. She now finds herself behind the eight ball and unable to hit this curve ball thrown at her.
My advice to her is to grow a pair and own up to her actions. The Phillies got the ball rolling to get that kid to meet some players and got a signed baseball bat. This is more than enough to get him singing, “take me out to the ball game” at his next Phillies outing. After this experience, I imagine his dad went back and poured himself a high ball of bourbon.
It’s a different ball game these days. You can’t drop the ball. The internet is always there to break your balls if you’re caught doing something wrong. You gotta keep your eye on the ball at all times. That’s just the way the ball bounces. My advice to the Phillies lady that took the ball from that kid is to take a lesson from Lucille Ball. She said, “I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” Now is a good time to apologize and make good with world or you will be attached to this ball and chain forever because the internet never forgets.
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